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Category: Humor/Family/Relationships
Description: She's Pregnant!!!! What do I do? What's going to happen? What if we have twins? These are just a few questions that rush through every mans head after he finds out his significant other is expecting. There are numerous books for women to tell them everything they could ever want to know about being pregnant and what's going to happen to them. But, what about us guys? That's right, US GUYS. Men go through a roller coaster of emotions and confusion because we haven't got a clue what's going to happen. This book is a humorous look at the nine month metamorphosis that wanna-be-parents go through from a mans point of view. From the first thoughts of conception to actually getting the job done. From growing to the size of a watermelon, squirting the little puppy out and realizing ... Oh My God! I'm a Father! Now What?
eBook Publisher: Whiskey Creek Press, 2003 WHISKEY CREEK PRESS
eBookwise Release Date: February 2005

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Available eBook Formats: OEBFF Format (IMP) [169 KB]
Words: 14762
Reading time: 42-59 min.

First Things First

There are many firsts in every man's life, from your first words to your first steps and your first real food, to all those other things that babies do for the first time.

Firsts don't really start to mean anything until the testosterone starts to flow through your body. Things are changing. Suddenly, all the firsts become a little more important. You notice your first whisker and you pluck it and put it in a jar of formaldehyde to show all your buddies and impress all the babes. (That's right, babes!)

Now your hormones are really kicking into gear and you notice that girls are different. Those lumps on their chests are getting bigger, and you find your desire to touch them is getting stronger, too.

All your firsts become important, 'BIG TIME'.

Your first pubic hair...

Your first fantasy (with a girl)...

Your first erection (this usually occurs with the first fantasy)...