The Mad Gods' Omelette by M*ch**l M**rc*ck
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by David Langford
Description: Knockabout fun as Erryj of Murble, doomed prince of no fixed abode, is fated again and again to wield his terrible weapon Slugbane. Michael Moorcock, creator of the doomed hero Elric, merely gnashes his teeth at this parody.
eBook Publisher: Fictionwise.com, 1984 White Dwarf 59
eBookwise Release Date: June 2004
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Reading time: 8-12 min.
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In the walled city of Kagool, where men were held in thraldom to the worship of the sacred voles, Erryj and his companion Windloon came by night to a tavern, and drank awhile in silence.
To their table came then a cloaked figure, who at a gesture from Erryj revealed himself to be none other than Dylan Worm, a distant kinsman of doomed Erryj.
"Dark peril threatens, my lord. Again the fate of the World hangs in the balance, for powers beyond the ken of man have been loosed by the sorcerer Thebes Shagreen! When only you may save us all, it ill becomes you to sit drinking at the Sign of the Engorged Lymphatic!"