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Knock Knock Jokes For Kids
by Rusty Nesbitt
Category: General Nonfiction
Description: Kids just love those knock knock jokes, They're funny and easy to remember, just perfect for the perfect for the soon to be stand up comedian in your house.
eBook Publisher: DiskUs Publishing,
eBookwise Release Date: January 2011
 
Available eBook Formats: OEBFF Format (IMP) [21 KB]
Words: 2105
Reading time: 6-8 min.
Kids of all ages love knock knock jockes and why not. They are funny and easy to learn and easy to remember. Below are some of the author's favorite knock knock jokes.
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Knock Knock
Who's There?
Tom
Tom who?
Tom on, you know who I am!
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Knock, knock
Who's There?
Cow-go
Cow-go Who?
No, Cow go MOO
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Goat.
Goat who?
Goat to the door and find out!
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Knock Knock
Who's There?
Honey Bee
Honey Bee who?
Honey, bee a dear and get me a soda.
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Knock Knock
Who's there?
Alma!
Alma who?
Alma not going to tell you!
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Knock, Knock.
Who's There?
Honeycomb
Honeycomb Who?
Honeycomb your hair!
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Knock, Knock.
Who's There?
Lettuce
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, its cold outside!
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Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Tank!
Tank who?
You're welcome!
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don't cry. It's only a joke.
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